1. GIBBONS
Gibbons! Gibbons! - where are ya?
Gibbons! - where the heck are ya?
Er, I gave a look...
...brain spastic as well!
...of course the customer's always right...
...he's bigger than 47...
...at least 50, 50 - bigger than 50...
...at least 56...
2. WITNESS
Um, well, I've witnessed a fairy, in a garden - and I was just kneeling down, doing-up my shoelace I think - and I saw something quite dark move, about a foot, by my side like this, from one place to another.
And then I turned round to look what is it was and it had gone bright white - and it was about that big - and it took off from the place where it had landed and back to the same place in bright whiteness - and then in the place where it landed, it disappeared and a robin stood in its place.
3. PREOCCUPATION
The fleshy pink pre-occupation.
4. OUR NEW MUSIC
Our new music.
(Shouting in German).
5. I WAS A PARANORMAL
Where exactly am I?
I was a paranormal, with the psycho-kinetic powers.
One of the chosen class.
6. I WAS A PARANORMAL II
Where exactly am I?
I was a paranormal, with the psycho-kinetic powers.
One of the chosen class.
7. LICK MY BOOTS
This experience is not just reserved for mystics, or special people, but for all. It comes not by demanding it, or by adopting certain postures, or breathing techniques, or the chanting of mantras & so on. One can only learn to develop concentration methods & these will help prepare the ground so-to-speak. The growing of a seed must be left to Nature & then it grows in its own good time. In the same way, we have to grow in a way that is natural to us. The methods of concentration are numerous & no one way is better than another. The way that works for you is your best way & as no 2 people are exactly alike, the best way for everyone will therefore, obviously be slightly different. In using music for our meditation, we use a universal language - which helps to focus our attention. Try not to anticipate any sort of result or experience - just be content to relax the body, relax the breathing & above all, relax the mind.
Kneel down you slime-ball, lick my boots.
8. AMOEBAS
I needed to stimulate my brain to the extent that I could detach thought from my conscious. For a long time, I persisted in this one experiment - without success. Until one night...
The lightning striking the house gave my instruments a sudden violent charge of power and my thought was free!
That night I entered my laboratory to take advantage of a Radon test - only to find the place in shambles - my equipment wrecked beyond repair.
I knew now that I had created a fiend, no other explanation. I was helpless - but who could I tell? Who would believe such a fantastic story? I could sense the presence of the fiend there, in the room, with me - growing more powerful, with each succeeding day. Its intelligence had expanded - it now knew how to make its escape. Then followed these horrible deaths & Gibbons' madness.
I now know that I have created a mental vampire - a fiend that needs to pray on the intellect to survive & multiply.
9. A GOOD LAUGH
(Laughing sounds)
10. BOSANQUET
Hey wait a minute - what's that? Look, someone's just walked past the windows. Ah shit, who's that? Who's that? Oh f... Oh what are gonna do now?
Are we gonna go out tonight, I wanna go to the Plough.
Er, Boz, no...
What y' doing with the tape-deck down here then? Why's the tape-deck down here? Can I borrow your tape-deck? What?...
There's no need to fart on me Daryl.
I'm sorry, but I had to - I had to do it.
...get out. i don't want your mulian farts on me.
Is it OK if I have some of Dave's cider?
No, it f***ing isn't, just piss off out.
I just want some of your cider.
Look, just go will you, we don't want you here.
Oh come, don't be so f***ing awful.
Oh piss off!
I wanna know where you're going, you're going to Madrid aren't you? You're going to Madrid on Thursday - I wanna go with you.
You're not f***ing going with us & anyway, we're not going...we are going, we're going on Thursday afternoon & we're gonna stay there for 2 years & you're not going, OK? I'll just make sure you don't go...
Yeah what? (Sounds of being beaten-up)
Ah, Boz, Boz, right I'm killing you now.
Ah no. ah!
...What a spastic.
I don't like him anymore. I'm gonna become the number one c*** kicker-in!
Yeah f***ing kill him, yeah he's a right f***ing c***
I'm totally glad we got rid of him...
(indistinct ramblings)
...in our new film "The Hapless Two".
11. PREOCCUPATION (BOSANQUET MIX)
The fleshy pink pre-occupation.
(Words from track 10 BOSANQUET in the background)