THE STANBERG EXPERIENCE lyrics

1. MAKE IT STOP

There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part - you can't even passively take part - and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears & upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus & you've got to make it stop.

 

2. EVERYTHING IS BEING RUN BY THE E.T.s

We have to consider that the aliens themselves may be controlling the cover-up - especially if they don't really want us to know what they're doing here.

Even if there is some communication between the government & them, everything is being run by the E.T.s. They're so far beyond us in terms of technology that I don't think we would have a chance. Everything is being run by the E.T.s.

 

3. ALIEN ABDUCTION

We were taken to a medical facility that was very sophisticated. Someone came & took me into an examining room & they had me laid down on a stainless steel table. Someone came in through the door, walked around the table, up beside the right side of my head, saying in a real dead-pan monotone voice "Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm".

When he got up by the side of my head, he had had a hyperdermic needle hidden in his hand. He brought it up & it went straight into the right side of my neck & whatever chemical it was went straight to the brain.


It has been very difficult to talk about this. It's almost like - every time I relate the story, it gets a little easier - but when I 1st started talking about it, it was like my mouth didn't even want to form the words & the sound didn't even wanna come out of my throat. Um, so, I can only guess from that that there is a very strong suggestion given to me not to talk about this, not to remember it & if I did remember it, not to ever talk about it to anyone.

 

4. THE END OF THE TUNNEL

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5. YOU FAT F***

I don't like you making those faces in my house. QUIT MAKING THOSE F***ING FACES.

I'LL TRY MISTRESS, BUT IT HURTS.

 THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE - WHAT HURTS? ARE YOU SAYING I'M HEAVY?

NO YOUR NOT HEAVY.

ARE YOU SAYING SHE'S FAT? YOU CALL ME A F***ING PSYCHO, YOU CALL ME F***ING CRAZY, YOU ME A F***ING LIAR & NOW YOU CALL MY ROOM-MATE FAT?!

BOTH OF YOU ARE PERFECT.

THERE'S SOMETHING OF HIS NATURE ON MY CARPET. DISGUSTING! WHAT SHALL WE DO? WHAT SHALL I DO? WHAT SHALL WE DO, YOU FAT F***, HUH?

WHATEVER YOU SEE APPROPRIATE, MISTRESS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US SOME IDEAS, FAT-ASS, HUH?

I'LL CLEAN IT UP & I WON'T DO IT AGAIN, IF YOU JUST LET ME GO.

THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. I THINK WE SHOULD - WE NEED A BETTER IDEA...

I'M LISTENING, I'M WAITING.

I DON'T KNOW, MISTRESS.

MAKE UP YOUR F***ING MIND, MAKE IT UP. MAKE IT UP. HE'S DOING IT AGAIN. YOU'D BETTER F***ING QUIT MOVING AROUND...

 

6. PAIN & SUFFERING

Wooo - you go girl! Ooh - gotta hate those heels.

Ooh - that looks good!

Gotta hate those heels, diggin' it in don't you?

Oh, pain, pain, pain & suffering.

 

7. NORMAL

Tonight, we'll be walking in Eskdale, fishing on the River Heddex, but first - here's Whiskey & Brandy Bolland, who found something rather unusual down on the farm.

(Groaning noises) Did I give you permission to groan? Did I - did I give you permission to groan? No - bad boy. Bad little Mr. Insurance Salesman! That's right...

No, no I never thought I was normal, never tried to be normal. Normal runs in a little rut down there - I don't know anything about being normal.

Nya na n-nya na!

Oh I don't know pain. I don't know pain, I have no depth of pain, I have no depth of suffering. I don't know ridicule, I don't know all the bad things. I haven't been punished by you all my life, since I was 10 years old. I've been in every reform school you've got across the country - used to have to lay down & get my ass whipped till I couldn't walk. Tell me about some pain...

 

No, no I never thought I was normal, never tried to be normal. Normal runs in a little rut down there - I don't know anything about being normal.

Tell me about some pain.

Did I - did I give you permission to groan? No - bad boy. Bad little Mr. Insurance Salesman! That's right.

Nya na n-nya na!

Tonight, we'll be walking in Eskdale, fishing on the River Heddex, but first - here's Whiskey & Brandy Bolland, who found something rather unusual down on the farm.

(Groaning noises) Did I give you permission to groan? Did I - did I give you permission to groan? No - bad boy. Bad little Mr. Insurance Salesman! That's right...

Nya na n-nya na!

Oh I don't know pain. I don't know pain, I have no depth of pain, I have no depth of suffering. I don't know ridicule, I don't know all the bad things. I haven't been punished by you all my life, since I was 10 years old. I've been in every reform school you've got across the country - used to have to lay down & get my ass whipped till I couldn't walk. Tell me about some pain...

 

8. LUNAR-SEA

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