1. MAD DUDE (3:46)
Ready now...
What's un-Christian about being a pacifist? Well, it isn't so much being un-Christian, Brian - it's just being un-man, y'know? A man that will sit & watch somebody rape his own wife without going over & kickin' his teeth out is no good! I can't think much of a man that would let somebody rape his own sister without ringin' his neck, kickin' him in the teeth. OK? It's a very Christian thing to do my friend.
Alright, bless your heart - I hope that helps you Brian. We hope that you can change & become a man some day!
2. ANTICIPATION IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE (3:09)
A slight feeling of delightful - beautiful places - anticipation.
Such great beauty. You find you're nearly there.
3. OH MY GOD (4:04)
You ready to kick some ass?
Oh my God, oh my God.
If you sat down, right? - on a sharp object, like er, well I say sharp - well a pencil or something like that - a freshly sharpened pencil - then you'd come from the inside. And you'd come so fast that you'd hit Pluto, so what you'd do, you'd strap this girl to a spunk-blob and she'd hit Pluto & she'll bring back various information from Pluto. Of course, there'll be somebody on Pluto who'll do the same thing & you'll wake up in the morning & there'll be manna from Heaven - there'll be spunk all over the lawn - but this girl will be back you see, with the relevant information.
4. CMM (4:02)
I did not break the law. Has it registered? It's the same thing Jesus Christ told Pilate, man. He said you're blaming me for your problems. You're trying to put the blame over on me - and it doesn't fit! I'm not Richard Millhouse Nixon - I'm Charles Millis Manson.
1944 - I went into a judge - that was the same judge that was in Nuremburg & was hanging orphans & soldiers over there in the war. I stayed in the judge's robes, under Doc Hartman. I'm like his little boy. He raised me all my life. Everything I know, I got inside. I don't have any parents. I don't have mothers & fathers & a family unit like you guys do, you dig? I live in prison. I was raised inside the judge's body. I'm in the judge's robe.
Now here's one of my sins - and I'll confess to you clearly & openly to the world. I never realised how much mind I was holding with those people. I never realised how weak you people are outside. Ah! - and we'd put our souls into each other, you dig? In other words & we have sex - we f*** each other & we suck each other. We do all the things that you guys are not allowed to do in your culture. But in the culture I lived in, we'd do all that out the window & that what I guess you'd call Satan.
As long as I can reach in your mind & control your fear, because you're a coward, I'm gonna play any game I can play on you, all the way to the White House! And then when I take over, I'm gonna laugh & say "You were a bunch of weak people - I don't see how you made it this far".
I don't y'know listen - let's say this - am I honest? Y'know, I can say anything. I don't really know what "sorry" means. I've been sorry all my life. I was sorry I was born - that's what my mother told me. Uh, I've been at the bottom of this pile as long as I can remember. Everybody's had permission to bite any part of me they wanna chew up. I don't really honestly know what a lot of those words mean that you guys use.
What does "sorry" mean? I hurt - I've been beat with the leather strap - I'm sorry! Is it "I'm sorry because I'm hurt", or "I'm sorry because..." Why did I get beat? I don't even understand why I got beat - I just got beat. Why am I getting beat? Why have you got me in a cell? Why can't I wear clothes? Why can't I do like other human-beings? Why do I have to be...why am I into this? I'm asking all these whys to myself as you ask those whys to me. I don't know how to deal with this sorry thing, guy.
5. MOONIES (2:33)
This is the dweeb cup-final. This is er... Yep & here we have a moony - that was a moony. Um, I'm not lying, I'm not lying when I say that was an actual moony. I'm completely pissed, but I'm sure that I actually saw a complete moony then. Here we have - that was an absolute first - a cracking moony...
Er yep - double 13 - good luck. Well you never know, something might happen that's worth taping. So, what have we got there then Alister? What's that? Oh my God, he's got in the wall! That was a good shot into the wall - that was a complete moony that he did earlier on there. I'm trying to describe it. It's not easy to make him understand that despite the fact that he denied he did a moony before, years ago - that was a complete moony - that was a definite moony that he played then.
Sorry.
Sorry, he's had a complete breakdown here.
6. DANCE OF THE COLOURED SEQUENCES (4:35)
3 rock 'n' roll bands were in the centre of the gymnasium, playing simultaneously all during the dance & all during the dance, movies were shown on 2 screens at the opposite ends of the gymnasium. These movies were the only lights in the gym proper.
They consisted of coloured sequences that gave the appearance of different coloured liquids spreading across the screen.
And persons twisted & gyrated in provocative & sensual fashion.
The smell of marijuana was prevalent all over the entire building.
7. COUNTRY NIGHTMARE (4:52)
The air is crisp & fresh - & a scent of flowers hangs in the air.
The plants are a soft green & covered in a morning dew.
Soft sunlight catches the dew-drops & makes them sparkle, like diamonds.
You are perfectly at ease.
Tall trees reach out to the soft blue sky & are swayed by a gentle breeze.
The hedge-rows are alive with birds - they seem to be filled with the joy of a new day.
The scene fills you with happiness.
As you stroll down that lane, you reach a green grassy meadow, across which you gently walk.
Bird call from the nearby hedge-row & not too far away is the sound of water - drinking water.
You pause beside a stream of clear water, which dances over seemingly polished stones.
The movement of the water creates cascading silvery lights.
A dragon-fly darts across the surface of the water & the early morning sunlight catches its lace-like wings.
8. PINK MOUSTACHE (4:27)
The only reason Alister grew a moustache...
That spastic Magenta De Vine - what?
...was to paint it pink, so that his Pink Moustache group - if it became famous - had a sort of idol & this idol would be his moustache.
I had lumps in every lymph area of my body. I knew what that meant.
9. RADICALS (4:45)
Come - my prince. Come my lord. I am calling you.
I'm sick & tired of hearing about all of the radicals & the perverts & the liberals & the lefties & the communists coming out of the closet - it's time for God's people to come out of the closet, out of the churches & change America.
You judges & you senators & you congressmen & you bureaucrats that have blasphemed the word of almighty God - your day is about over.
10. LIKE CLOUDS (3:25)
It's quite appropriate if you find your mind continues to wander here & there, because - like clouds floating through a clear sky - there's nothing you need to do, or think about.
11. CIVIL RIGHTS ECHO (5:07)
Civil rights echo.
(Background talking in Russian)